I DON'T CIGARETTE

http://mordecai.koding.com/mulp/

My website thingy is done with an ugly layout :D

I was looking through my inbox and I realized I never published this.

Go check this beauty out.

Can I bury my face in your boobs, twin?

…It’s not incest.

Spoiler….I like turtles.

♫ for a moooment like thiiis

some people wait a liiifetiiime ♫

Mah Vajayjay is painin’!

THANKS, GUYS!

I’d like to thank all of you who’ve submitted Mulp quotes! I haven’t been able to keep up with all of Mulp’s shenanigans, so you guys have been a huge help!

Special shout-out to Tehkablam, who’s provided like half of this blog’s content. ILU BABY *mwah*

You guys rock!

You had ONE job security guy, ONE JOB!

Mulp tried to seduce Puddles and the audience by breaking into karaoke, mumbling Smash Mouth’s “Allstar”.

It was a smashing success. Everyone’s pants exploded.

I’m not talking about the game grumps song you… BUTTNUGGEET.

I’m TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU BITCH